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Ya'll... I just ate a really good banana. Maybe I was just on a bad banana streak.

@MissBlow i hope it was a long and firm one. those are the best, imo.

@DumplingzOwO It was. Such amazing flavour! I think I had just been eating bananas lately that were too ripe.

@MissBlow I feel like bananas have about a 2 day window where they taste great and then they suck.

@TheMid90s Fuuuuuu, seriously! Jokes on that damn banana! I'm almost always awake at 3am! I HEAR YOUR WHISPERS YOU SON OF A BITCH! IMMA EAT YOOOOU!

@MissBlow damn! 3am on the regular?! How the heck did that happen? I’m on a similar schedule cuz I did retail for a while and worked a lot of overnights and early shifts. Now I’m pretty much locked into this sleep cycle...

@Y2kraykray We're always on some fucked up sleep schedule for the show.

@MissBlow that’s understandable since y’all have a global footprint. Probably not easy to come up with an optimal time to stream.

@grable @MissBlow

"On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at."

-Mitch Hedberg

@Bundro @grable @MissBlow

"It is not the shade of the banana, but what the banana can do that defines it. To defeat the darkness, we can only trust in our banana trees to guard against the dark Gates of Tartarus, and to bring forth the day when we shall ride into battle on swift-winged steeds. Onwards to victory and Valhbanana!"

- Andrew Jackson, at his 1829 inaugural address at the gates of Bananastan

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