Every now and then one of the lab mice likes to be a real prick and bite the shit out of me. Today was one of those days.

@TheMinett *rolls dice and consults the infectious disease table*
Looks like it's a saving throw vs bubonic plague

@dissy *rolls a d20*
*gets a natural 1 with -1 constitution*
Guess I’ll die 🤷‍♂️

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