Dissy @dissy@turbo.chat

And I for one welcome our new killbot overlords, complete with Lotus Notes and Mini-gun. They are the finest available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw

Merry things and stuffs!

I bought some random japanese noodle cups, with no idea ahead of time what any of these are or say.

It will be my Advent Calendar of Noodle.
Each one a seasonally wonderful, or woefully tragic (probably tragic), holiday times surprise!

tfw you just want to take a picture of something, but your desks/floor/everything/everywhere is all too depression-a-mess to want showing in the background

Welp, I have my new glasses.

Also included in the package is an eye strain adjustment headache, a slight woozy feeling, the need to retrain my head, and being progressive lenses a constant reminder that I'm now old.

But I can see the pixels on the screen again! :D

@Kazuki Happy birthday!
I made you a hand krafted cake

ps, sorry there are no hands in it.

pps, probably shouldn't eat it either, it's mostly made of foam, glue, and popsicle sticks.

This is my 1500th toot. Neat! That is all.

*Insert jaws sound effect here*

#animalcrossing

Aww Audie, you coulda asked me, I'd of played hide and seek with you!

I mean, I probably wouldn't have gone looking for you... But that's way less sad than the thing you just said!

#animalcrossing

Don't look at me like that, you don't disobey the ocean!

#animalcrossing

The forth dimensional meme shirts combined are just too powerful to be in the minds of the normal folk.

#animalcrossing

@ilikethequiet 10 PM and wade finally went home.

Ice furniture!

Just had one of those "down the rabbit hole" web experiences.
Found that amazon jumped hard into the "subscription boxes" trend.

There are over 30 food based monthly "loot boxes" through them.
Snacks, teas, coffees, candies, jerkies. Even a Bokksu...box (A box box?)

And something about a monthly box of mail order meat seems so very wrong but very much a reflection of the USA :P

@Kazuki (I did not know this!)

This is one of my favorite AI generated images.

That feeling is your brain crashing while trying to identify objects, when none exist.

Also available are a themed end table for holding up the consoles hefty bulk, and themed stools to perch upon while playing

Never sure the order these will end up, but..
Two of them seem unnerved by my presence. I swear I didn't do it!

I caught Elvis peeping on Judy.

As for Audie, well you know how it is. Friends help you move, best friends help you hide the body...

#animalcrossing

@ilikethequiet That prompted me to look at some of my shots I haven't posted yet...
And I'm starting to think I'm a bad person 😟​

Yeay, go me! \o/

Evil project idea of the day:
Cheap throwie IR blaster that sends TV remote "off" codes at random intervals.

A padauk micro controller, IR led, and battery, for $0.74 each
(So long as one buys parts in quantities of 1000)

That's a lot of hilarious chaos for $740 >:D
*tries hard to resist setting up kickstarter*