Dissy @dissy@turbo.chat

@Kazuki Happy birthday!
I made you a hand krafted cake

ps, sorry there are no hands in it.

pps, probably shouldn't eat it either, it's mostly made of foam, glue, and popsicle sticks.

This is my 1500th toot. Neat! That is all.

*Insert jaws sound effect here*

#animalcrossing

Aww Audie, you coulda asked me, I'd of played hide and seek with you!

I mean, I probably wouldn't have gone looking for you... But that's way less sad than the thing you just said!

#animalcrossing

Don't look at me like that, you don't disobey the ocean!

#animalcrossing

The forth dimensional meme shirts combined are just too powerful to be in the minds of the normal folk.

#animalcrossing

@ilikethequiet 10 PM and wade finally went home.

Ice furniture!

Just had one of those "down the rabbit hole" web experiences.
Found that amazon jumped hard into the "subscription boxes" trend.

There are over 30 food based monthly "loot boxes" through them.
Snacks, teas, coffees, candies, jerkies. Even a Bokksu...box (A box box?)

And something about a monthly box of mail order meat seems so very wrong but very much a reflection of the USA :P

@Kazuki (I did not know this!)

This is one of my favorite AI generated images.

That feeling is your brain crashing while trying to identify objects, when none exist.

Also available are a themed end table for holding up the consoles hefty bulk, and themed stools to perch upon while playing

Never sure the order these will end up, but..
Two of them seem unnerved by my presence. I swear I didn't do it!

I caught Elvis peeping on Judy.

As for Audie, well you know how it is. Friends help you move, best friends help you hide the body...

#animalcrossing

@ilikethequiet That prompted me to look at some of my shots I haven't posted yet...
And I'm starting to think I'm a bad person 😟​

Yeay, go me! \o/

Evil project idea of the day:
Cheap throwie IR blaster that sends TV remote "off" codes at random intervals.

A padauk micro controller, IR led, and battery, for $0.74 each
(So long as one buys parts in quantities of 1000)

That's a lot of hilarious chaos for $740 >:D
*tries hard to resist setting up kickstarter*

Let's form Voltron!!

#animalcrossing

"A sense of time"

Had to run to the store, cashier said "have a nice holiday" when I was expecting "..nice day", auto-replied "you too" before brain kicked in and could ask wtf.

Got home, looked at calendar on wall to see, and it was still open to February.

See memorial day is tomorrow. Cool. Except wait, no one mentioned this last week at work. Including a "see ya on monday"

Are we open? Closed? Did I even program the front door to not unlock itself 9-5?

I don't even day anymore :{

So most of my island residents have now come up to me worried, some in a panic, trying to sell an item because they are in dire straights to get money.

Tom Nook must be tightening the thumb screws down something fierce :/

This cannot be allowed to continue...

#crusade #animalcrossing

🎵​ one of these things is not like the others, one of these things does not belong 🎵

No witches, no flying cows, just a brief Internet outage.

Seems this is what all the hubbub was over.

Fun. Tornado sirens going off. A touchdown was spotted 7 miles south of here.

*equips golden net*
Time to catch a wicked witch!