lol we fucking dipped on you europeans haha happy 4th

VooDoo boosted

my dog passed away yesterday while we were in africa :(

rip

Just figured out that when the Earth rotates around the sun, a new year starts

That's batshit

If you open your eyes you can see

Who tf is Jaden Smith my discoveries are better than his

WOW your birthday is on the same day that you were born

What the fuck how is that possible

Guys I sneezed today

This world is crazy

white woman intermission (I WANNA USE THIS AS A SONG TITLE NOW)

bro im so fucking hungry rn and im going to africa tmrw what the fuck i need help oh god oh fuck hdd5uebtbbrtuj

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